婚礼仪式上的誓词怎么说？最好中英文版，不是教堂样式的。

may you never steal,lie or cheat.but if you must steal,then steal away my sorrows.and if you must lie,lie with me all the nights of my life.And if you must cheat,then please cheat death,because i couldn't live a day without you
愿你永不行窃，撒谎或是欺骗。但若你一定要行窃，请窃走我的悲伤；你若一定要撒谎，请让你的谎言伴随我生命中的每一个夜晚；你若一定要欺骗，就请欺骗死亡，因为没有你的相伴，我一日都无法苟活。

摘自电影《闰年》，估计很多人都被深深地“动”了一把。

(Minister: addressing the groom)
(Groom’s Name), do you take (Bride’s Name) for your lawful wedded wife, to live together after God’s ordinance, in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love, honor, comfort, and cherish her from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto her for as long as you both shall live?
Groom: I do.
(Minster: addressing the bride):
(Bride’s Name), do you take (Groom’s Name) for your lawful wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance, in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love, honor, comfort, and cherish him from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto him for as long as you both shall live?
Bride: I do.
I (Groom’s Name) take thee (Bride’s Name) to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, ’til death do us part, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.
I (Bride’s Name) take thee (Groom’s Name) to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, ’til death do us part, according to God’s holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.

以关心老婆为荣，以忽视老婆为耻；

以伺候老婆为荣，以麻烦老婆为耻；

以赞美老婆为荣，以批评老婆为耻；

以抢干家务为荣，以好逸恶劳为耻；

以下班回家为荣，以夜不归宿为耻；

以诚实专一为荣，以拈花惹草为耻；

以遵守家法为荣，以违法乱纪为耻；

以上缴工资为荣，以窝藏奖金为耻。